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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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awkward-lee:

"Apple and U2 are giving the new album Songs of Innocence to over 500 million iTunes customers worldwide."

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charmancler:

i’ve never met lady gaga but i trust her

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Gaga haters
  • 2008: why can't she just take off the costumes and sing normally?
  • 2009: why can't she just take off the costumes and sing normally?
  • 2010: why can't she just take off the costumes and sing normally?
  • 2011: why can't she just take off the costumes and sing normally?
  • 2012: why can't she just take off the costumes and sing normally?
  • 2013: why can't she just take off the costumes and sing normally?
  • *gaga announces jazz vocal album*
  • 2014: why can't she just make a pop album?
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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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ailovekago:

cradily:

the gaming industry annoys me a lot because it has the potential to be the most creative and diverse outlet we have but like. nah. we got cod. and fifa. 0 female leading characters. the exact same slightly rough looking, dark haired, middle aged white dude.. 3/10

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